"An old farmer wrote to his son in prison: “This year I won’t be able to plant the potatoes because I can’t dig the ground. I know if you were here you would be able to help me.”
The son wrote back: “Dad don’t even think of digging the ground, because that’s where I buried the guns.”
The Police read the letter and the next day they dug up the entire farm looking for the guns, but couldn’t find them anywhere.
The son wrote again: “Now, go and plant your potatoes Dad. It’s the best I could do from here."
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Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
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“When film is not a document, it is dream. That is why Tarkovsky is the greatest of them all. He moves with such naturalness in the room of dreams. He doesn’t explain. What should he explain anyhow? He is a spectator, capable of staging his visions in the most unwieldy but, in a way, the most willing of media. All my life I have hammered on the doors of the rooms in which he moves so naturally. Only a few times have I managed to creep inside.”
Ingmar Bergman on Andrei Tarkovsky (April 4, 1932 – December 29, 1986)
Andrei Tarkovsky’s ten favorite films:
- Diary of a Country Priest (Robert Bresson)
- Winter Light (Ingmar Bergman)
- Nazarín (Luis Buñuel)
- Wild Strawberries (Ingmar Bergman)
- City Lights (Charles Chaplin)
- Ugetsu (Kenji Mizoguchi)
- Seven Samurai (Akira Kurosawa)
- Persona (Ingmar Bergman)
- Mouchette (Robert Bresson)
- Woman in the Dunes (Hiroshi Teshigahara)
